Flip Wilson and Big Bird - ABC-DEF-GHI

"Let me tell ya, first of all, I don’t put my head on anybody’s lap to be patted. Y’know, I might get hurt because I’m pretty small and cute and delicate. Second of all, I don’t purr or meow. And thirdly, I don’t like milk, and I’d prefer a thimble full of birdseed, but if you pick me, I’ll chirp for ya. How about that?"
- Little Bird
Nobody seems to want me, though I wish on stars above. I guess I’ll just go back to my house, and make believe I’m love.

"Nobody"

Mr. Snuffleupagus

muppetmayhem:

Bob shows how to fold a dollar bill into a letter W. Kermit then leaves to do his famous W lecture.
Bob. What a stud.

The Squirrel Nut Zippers (featuring the Birdland Band and Mr. Johnson) - “Put A Lid On It”

Telly wants to dance…

Telly gets an acting lesson from his director Jodie Foster.

Big Bird and the Birdketeers - “We’re Flying”

Julie Andrews and the Muppets - “Doin’ What Comes Naturally”

The Spike Jones written, Paul Frees voiced “Poison To Poison” skit from Sam And Friends.

Telly thinks about what could happen if he punches a penguin in the face for stealing his costume. The consequences aren’t pretty.

The Anything Muppets - “Let’s Go Driving”

Bert And Ernie - “I Love A March/I Love To Drum”

dee-has-a:

Kermit the Frog performs “I’ve Grown Accustomed To Your Face” on The Dick Cavett Show (1971)